I DON’T DO CLUBS office hours are Monday – Thursday from 9:00 a.m. – 4:00 p.m. EST. Please submit all requests by Thursday at 12:00 p.m. EST.

To submit your event for advertisement, click HERE. Once received, we will send you an invoice via PayPal. Once the invoice is paid, we will post your event within five business days.


There is a $25 fee to advertise your event on our event calendar. If your event is more than one day, you will be billed $25 per day. This fee also includes one standard Facebook post and one standard tweet.

We suggest submitting events at least two weeks in advance of the event date. Events submitted less than one week in advance will receive a $10 late fee.

There is an additional $50 fee to be added to our 63,500 subscriber weekly e-blast, an additional $75 for an Instagram post, and an additional $100 for one Instastory. You must purchase event calendar placement to purchase any additional services.  

The weekly e-blast is sent every Wednesday at 12:00 p.m. EST. The e-blast features events of the current week. If you wish for your event to appear on an earlier e-blast you must request it, we will not ask.

Instagram posts and stories will post Monday – Thursday, 1:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m. Graphics and videos are accepted.

Do not send your submission in all caps. If you do, it will be sent back to you.

I DON’T DO CLUBS will determine all final edits. There are no refunds.